Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
heyfunniest: The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics: The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran: THIS BLOG. THIS!
heyfunniest: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it. omg I loved this
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
r-e-t-r-o-r-a-d-i-o: sab1991: ...
NA NA NA NANANANA NANANANA HEY JUDE
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing